Self-Loathing Android

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Self-Loathing Android
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From the submitter:

My friend and I were having a friendly game of Android vs. Iphone. I was trying to type "I'm an Apple hater", but I guess even my android thinks I'm wrong on that subject...

I Guess It Actually Worked

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I Guess It Actually Worked
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How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?