See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.
Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!
I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.
Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.
Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.
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