I'm Not English, I'm Amurrican

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I'm Not English, I'm Amurrican
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What are you trying to say about British people?

Grammar Nazi Whale Doesn't Write Essays Either

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Grammar Nazi Whale Doesn't Write Essays Either
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As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.

Correcting Text Grammar is a Fool's Errand

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Correcting Text Grammar is a Fool's Errand
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A simple solution would be to not read other people's text messages.

Free Grammar Lessons

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Free Grammar Lessons
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Dear Diary, today a stranger generously corrected my grammar for me. I learned valuable lessons about parts of speech and I hope my spoken English adheres more faithfully to standard usage. Thank you, kind stranger, thank you.