Dear Diary, today a stranger generously corrected my grammar for me. I learned valuable lessons about parts of speech and I hope my spoken English adheres more faithfully to standard usage. Thank you, kind stranger, thank you.
Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!