grammar nazi

As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.

Correcting grammar in text messages is a fool's errand if you ask me.

Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

Also, *conscience.

What are you trying to say about British people?