Siri Forgives You For Your Hangover

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drunk,good morning,hangover,morning,siri
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Mom Eases the Crippling Loneliness

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imaginary boyfriend,loneliness,good morning,parents
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Good Morning! DON'T INTERRUPT

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App,AutocoWrecks,games,good morning,mobile phones,morning,relationships,temple run,texting
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Hey kids, have you heard about that one game that everyone seems to be playing? What are your thoughts on it?

Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/

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flirting,good morning,one sided
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Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.

She's Just Playing Along

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dating,forever alone,good morning,mom,parenting,single
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This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

Dammit, Siri, Don't Judge Me

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good morning,lazy,morning,siri,waking up
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Monday's off to a great start.