Contradictory Crush

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It's Not That Simple Dammit!

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One must first endure them saying "nothing" every time you ask them until they lash out in annoyance.

The Response is In!

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One Does Not Simply Walk Into a Woman's Head

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The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.

Both Of Those Are Terrifying Please Suggest Something Else

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BURN

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YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE.

You Did Grow Up in the 90s, Yes?

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