One Does Not Simply Wear Sunscreen in Mordor

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"The Precious" would be a lot more precious if it gave you a seven-day forecast and the quickest route to Mount Doom.

Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies

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Then they'll use that finger to unlock his phone, look up your address, and mail you the finger- at least that's how it would go in the movies. Love horror stories? Prefer the softer, gentler side of Halloween? Either way, check out Cheezburger's Halloween site!