Too Close to Be a Coincidence

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Too Close to Be a Coincidence
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From the submitter:

I was afraid to ask anyone else

Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.

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To be fair to the Mom, the kid's friends were all getting duckbutt tattoos. He's all the rage among the kids these days.