As if "the sports bar" wasn't vague enough.
When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).
Where else but the bar?
Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"
Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."
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