drinking

complicated drinking drunk drunk text fat fingers hard martinis old translator - 6035593984
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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

AutocoWrecks drinking drunk drunk driving g rated Hall of Fame last night - 5719618816
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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

drinking drunk text last night meme success success kid - 5912024832
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That moment Saturday or Sunday morning when you frantically check your history to see if you made an ass of yourself last night.

beer brew and bro bro bros drinking work - 5741794816
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Bro: It's now a verb.

And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.

drinking drunk failblog last night meta obviously has no idea of how voting works - 5855244800
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Downvoted into oblivion? Dude, the "you were so drunk last night" posts regularly scored 4.5/5 thumbs out of almost a thousand votes when we had voting on the front page, to say nothing of how well they (still) do on the vote page, which is how they make the front page in the first place. Sorry bro, but you're still in the minority for now.

/rant