From the submitter:
Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.
Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.
Bro: It's now a verb.
And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.
This isn't the most incomprehensible text we've had, but in case you need a bit of help for the "3 get in front of my gave," he's saying "I have obtained three items, the identity of which i choose not to disclose to you, via a front-end transaction and I gave said items away soon after said transaction."