They're All the Same

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They're All the Same
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As if "the sports bar" wasn't vague enough.

You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises

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You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises
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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

Time to Hire a Go-Between

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Time to Hire a Go-Between
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Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"