drinking

alcohol,alcohol poisoning,drinking,liquor stores,siri
By Unknown
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Siri is like that loud sweaty guy who's in or comes from a frat, who says "Dude! Stand up and take another shot bro! Come on, you can do this!" to the guy who can't figure out where the floor is.

Austin,autocorrect,back,black,drinking,dwarfing,Oprah Winfrey,white
By Unknown
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When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).

drinking,insult,insulting,neighbor,oops,wrong number
By aresha
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From the submitter:

Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.

Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.

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