I Made Special Trail Mix!

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candy,iPhones,trail mix,m&ms,g rated,AutocoWrecks
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I'm Like a Chocaholic, But For Booze

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alcohol,candy,dad,drinking,parenting,whiskey
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Autocorrect Likes Candy

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autocorrect,candy,text
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Taste Explosion

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angry birds,candy,game,gummies
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Includes a free slingshot so you can launch them into your mouth. (No it doesn't)

Dad Was Serious

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alcohol,candy,dad,drinking,fudge,parenting,whiskey
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Dad never jokes about his alcohol.

Priorities

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candy,iPhones,panda express,priorities
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A Feast Fit for Diabeetus

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candy,chips,fat,lunch,pringles,unhealthy
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