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IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE
BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU
The New York Times uncovered a survey that revealed the surprising popularity of texting on the pooper. Of the 1,000 people surveyed, 75% said they used mobile devices while on the toilet, and 25% said they wouldn't poop at all without their phone (fact: cell phones are the new security blanket).