It Always Makes Her Think of You!

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Worst Day Ever

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They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

autocowrecks - toilet paper

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

Yeah, That'd About Do It

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Toilet Texting

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The New York Times uncovered a survey that revealed the surprising popularity of texting on the pooper. Of the 1,000 people surveyed, 75% said they used mobile devices while on the toilet, and 25% said they wouldn't poop at all without their phone (fact: cell phones are the new security blanket).

[polldaddy poll="5916768"]

Self-Poortraits: Peekaboo

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Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.

The First Time Was Better

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

That's an Option Too

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