It'd be interesting to see what happens after extensive drug use.
BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!
This mirrors the reaction of most men finding out the good news, I'd say.
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