I award your loud but unsatisfying sex session 0/10 ear boners.
So you think you're Mr. Big Shot, speaking in one-word alliteration, huh?
Joking about yourself being creepy doesn't make you not creepy. It makes you creepy AND stupid.
From the submitter:
You would think after a month and a half...he'd get the hint
Cute or annoying? Is there a difference?
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