HEY LADIES! PUT ON SOME CLOTHES AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
THERE'S A MUTANT PUG STANDING OUTSIDE YER WINDOW
Well that was pun.
From the submitter:
This was a convo I had with my Salvadorian fiancé
We've already heard about cats who play app games, but can they possibly compete with a bearded dragon? I mean, this guy can use his freaking tongue. HIS TONGUE.