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Slapshots are the #2 cause of iPhone damage in Canada. The #1 cause is beavers.

3 is maple syrup spills.

I find myself liking this version better than Maroon 5's. But maybe that's just because I feel for his First World struggles.

With the iPhone 5 releasing today, it's only natural that the internet reacts accordingly: By pointing out how obnoxious Apple has gotten.

After this inspired trailer for a movie about love, loss, and Siri comes another iPhone-related trailer. Except this one features a lot less melodrama and a lot more for the slasher-movie fans.