I'm Sorry, Dave, I Can't Let You Text That

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Remember the last video spoofing Siri by using Hal from "2001: A Space Odyssey?" This one uses GLaDOS from "Portal."

If there's anything we've learned from science fiction, it's that robots are dicks.

The Choice Is Yours

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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9F5xcpjDMU&w=500]

Of course, if the message had said "You can GO with..." we'd be posting this video instead: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8&w=500]

I guess we have no choice but to post both. Damn.

The iPhone 5 Takes on Lasers

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The proud tradition of trying to find interesting ways to destroy your iPhone continues, this time with lasers!

Not Quite What I Want Out of a Yelp Review

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0/10, will not be returning to this establishment.

Slide to Unlock: So Easy a Baby Could Do It

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Part of Apple's NEW Indoctrinate 'Em While They're Young™ campaign.

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome