These days French seems to be this guy's default.

The booty call is truly a lost art form.

Bad Romance, Lady Gaga [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-zScEuHEos&w=500]

Sweet Child of Mine, Guns n' Roses [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uduPxewymIY&w=500]

Hot and Cold, Katy Perry [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p2dbUZPE4k&w=500]

Best Day Ever, SpongeRobert SquareTrousers [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J9ebvkw7SY&w=500]

The last episode of everyone's favorite sitcom geekfest, the Big Bang Theory, had Raj fall in love with the only woman who'd give him the time of day: Siri. Hilarity and awkward dinner parties ensue.

Careful, though: Siri has a history of getting TOO committed to a relationship.

How far would you go for an iPhone?

Several months ago, a violinist in Slovakia was rudely interrupted by someone's ringtone. This is how he reacted. I won't say how - you'll have to watch the video - but I'll give you a hint in secret coded idiot-speak: liek a bau5.