Remember the last video spoofing Siri by using Hal from "2001: A Space Odyssey?" This one uses GLaDOS from "Portal."

If there's anything we've learned from science fiction, it's that robots are dicks.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9F5xcpjDMU&w=500]

Of course, if the message had said "You can GO with..." we'd be posting this video instead: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8&w=500]

I guess we have no choice but to post both. Damn.

They both have those terrifying blue eyes and a soul born in 1928!

The proud tradition of trying to find interesting ways to destroy your iPhone continues, this time with lasers!

0/10, will not be returning to this establishment.

Part of Apple's NEW Indoctrinate 'Em While They're Young™ campaign.