Kudos for getting a girlfriend who makes sure you're healthy and well-rested, especially since most people get less sleep after getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.

When even people who profess their love via video game characters find the "arrow to the knee" line hard to swallow, you know that joke has probably run its course.

I used to play mobile games on my smartphone, but then I took a graphing calculator to the face.

Youtuber no9sniper brought Skyrim to his TI-84 graphing calculator. It's obviously a bare-bones, mostly text version of the vast and sprawling world of the original, but it still features basic items, quests, and combat with a variety of mythical uglies. Perfect for when your math teacher starts to complain about you bringing your widescreen hi-def PC monitor to class.

I used to go outside, but...