I'm Creaming on This White Christmas

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I Like to Decorate My Sugar Orgies With Frosting

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Oh God Not That Kind of Hug

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There Were Worse Things Siri Could Have Said About Santa

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He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.

Thanks a Lot, Technology, for Giving Me Unreasonable Expectations

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The Winner: Dad

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What If He's Sexting About His Colon?

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