That's Why We Have Siri!

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Not shown: The guy who brought their iPhone and Siri'd this scheme back to the drawing-board.

Oh Man a Color Background and EVERYTHING

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Hall of Fame,motorola,nostalgia,razr,want
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"Oh man, I can't wait play a game of java-based solitaire while listening to the new White Stripes album!"

Still a Filthy Shed

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autocorrect,text,shed,funny
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Sometimes I Don't Know the Old Testament From the New

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christianity,jew,jokes,moses,pun
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Never try to tell a Jewish pun to an oversensitive atheist.

Chain Mail Is the Worst

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chain letters,chain mail
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autocowrecks - chain mail

Meanies. Now you've made chain mail man upset. #awfulpuns

I Can Send Another Picture to Confirm

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nude pics,send pics,wrong number
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Can't Argue With That

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ferrets,ferrets wearing sweaters,sweaters,your argument is invalid
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