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Seriously. We were WAY ahead of Ellen on this one. This site has actually existed for four years. You might not have heard of it before, it was pretty underground. #hipsterinternet

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It might seem like a harsh reason to dump somebody, but have you ever tried to crack open an unshorn coconut? It's more trouble than it's worth. #thirdworldproblems

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Bad joke eel wasn't for-tuna-te enough to text somebody who appreciated his terrible sense of humor.