Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate

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Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate
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"Uh... I meant 'dragging like a paraplegic' in a good way."

Awkward.

Avoid Insulting Gifts This Holiday Season

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Avoid Insulting Gifts This Holiday Season
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So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.

Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!

Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!

Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset