Next time you're out getting schmammered, ask yourself: WWAD? What Would Alyssa Do?
... and then do the opposite.
It's important to keep an eye out for YOLOers in your neighborhood. A typical YOLOer can often be seen:
You DO only live once... so don't waste it by listening to Justin Bieber.
Clearly he could have used more schooling.
Hey, I'll take some of your lemon-lame soda, please.