Are You "The Dark Knight Rises?"

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"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"

Hang On a Sec, Poop is Texting Me Again

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I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.

Watch as Dad Gets Drunker and Drunker

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"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."

"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."