I Hope You Can Hold Your Liquor

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vomit,clean up,taxi,funny
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Oh Siri, You Always Know What To Do

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apple,drunk,i-for-one-etc,iphone,robot,siri,smartphone,taxi
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I don't know about you, but I'd never survive without my smartphone.

I Think I May Be Wanted For a Felony or Two Now

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breaking the law,felony,taxi,stealing a car,after 12
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Ambulance Ride: $1,350.00

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alcohol poisoning,ambulance,ambulance ride,bank card,black out,passed out,spending money,taxi
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The look on his face when he saw the bill: priceless.

How To Hail A Cab When Drunk

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bikini,cab,drunk,drunkard,taxi,woohoo
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Crap, I Think I Dropped Something Between the Seats

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car,ouch,passed out,taxi
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Honestly I'm more concerned about that shoe. Poor thing looks like it's had way too much.

Floor Display

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basket,books,drunk,floor,passed out,taxi
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