Not Everyone Asleep in College is Passed Out

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Not Everyone Asleep in College is Passed Out
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Let me re-phrase: not all sleeping college students are passed out from being drunk. Some are crippling perfectionists who sacrifice their sleep to study!

Never Look a Gift Man in the Mouth

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Never Look a Gift Man in the Mouth
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You heard it straight from the man's mouth!