DAMMIT! Get the 'Murican Olympic team on the phone! We can't let those hosers steal the hoppy glory! ARE WE GONNA LET CANADA SHOW US UP LIKE THIS?

Sadly the Olympics are gone once again. Despite this, however, Ryan Lochte seems intent on continuing the party, as a photographer nabbed a few shots of him thoroughly blitzed out of his skull. Save some of it for Rio, buddy!

Clearly someone needs texting lessons.

They're finally here! For a live broadcast of the Opening Ceremonies, as well as updates from all the events, check out ROFLympics 2012 RITE NAO!

The 2012 Olympics are upon us! and what better way to celebrate than with a little competition? So here's a nice little drinking game to get the festivities rolling. Times to drink are categorized by bronze, silver, and gold moments. So what are you waiting for? It's time to drink like a champion!