Sadly the Olympics are gone once again. Despite this, however, Ryan Lochte seems intent on continuing the party, as a photographer nabbed a few shots of him thoroughly blitzed out of his skull. Save some of it for Rio, buddy!

DAMMIT! Get the 'Murican Olympic team on the phone! We can't let those hosers steal the hoppy glory! ARE WE GONNA LET CANADA SHOW US UP LIKE THIS?

I don't think we'll see this sport at London 2012 this summer. Could they maybe do beer pong at least?

Clearly someone needs texting lessons.