Congratulations! You've just been knowledged, courtesy of College Humor.

Courtesy of Dating Fails!

The folks at Pop Chart Lab designed this flowchart of dozens of cocktail recipes, shown with pretty lines and colors! Click the above image to embiggen!

Toke up a bit and it'll make perfect sense. Not that we'd know. That stuff's illegal, that would be wrong.

For the purposes of this survey, a binge drinker is defined as one who often consumes five or more drinks (for men) or four or more drinks (for women) in a short period of time. We salute Utah's self-control, and shake our heads disapprovingly at Wisconsin's debauchery.