No Dude, I'm Not Just Gonna Give You All of My Pills!

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They don't grow on trees, you know...

That's No "Water"melon

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It's a shot-ermelon!

My Mouth is Ready

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What a Fruity Bonnet

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Crunk Critters: These Animals Just Sit Around and Get Drunk All Day

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Smashed

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At long last, mafia informant Victor Melonio met his fate. His brain, once container of information wanted by five federal agencies, lay splattered around him in a chaotic debris of tissue and blood.

High On Nature

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Here's the problem: alcohol is expensive, legal drugs are more expensive, and illegal drugs are, well, illegal, and can lead to terrible things happening. But fear not, nature provides a solution!