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Via: WKRN
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MURFREESBORO, Tenn. - A man was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

According to the arrest report, Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked into the Boro Bar and Grill on Greenland Drive and up to the ATM.

He pulled down his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM, the report stated.
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Via Metro:

While this may sound innocent, police say the vanilla extract in question had an alcohol content of 41 per cent, meaning it would knock even the hardest drinker on his back...

She was bbreathalysed and found to have a blood alcohol level of .26 per cent, three times over the legal limit.

Officers say that she was drinking the alcoholic extract, which is normally used as an ingredient in baking, causing her to become drunk.
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