Germany marches on to the final and the Cheezburger national team continues on!
1 lime, quartered
4 tsp. white sugar
4 oz. cachaça
1. In a cocktail shaker, muddle together the quartered limes and sugar. Muddle until all the juice is extracted from the limes and mixed with the sugar.
2. Add the cachaça and a few ice cubes and secure the shaker lid. Shake for 30 seconds.
3. Pour the cocktail into two ice-filled glasses and top with sparkling water.
A 44-year-old British man was arrested in Sao Paulo, Brazil, trying to smuggle more than 2 kg of cocaine in his stomach. He got the police's attention when information on his two passports didn't match up, and x-rays showed he had 89 capsules of the stuff inside him, worth a total of £286,000 (over $440,000).
Check the source link for a picture of the x-ray, but be warned: it's not pretty.