"Y'know Bloody Mary, you're not half-bad!"
"Just work on those conversation skills and you'll be just fine!"
Find out how to make your own over at Thrillist!
As if the alcohol wasn't doing enough damage to your liver, now you can clog your arteries, give yourself heartburn, and even put on a few pounds in the process!
Disclaimer - Lots of candy, lots and LOTS of naughty language, Tootsie rolls (they really are gross).