"I can't believe they only pay you $9.50/hr to do all that work!"

It's a seemingly relatable scenario: “Oh, my girlfriend/boyfriend never wants to order their own food and always takes bites of my own.” But this time it's different. This girlfriend seems to have a perverse and unyielding interest in the first bite of everything. Honestly this sounds like something only lions or wolves do, but she is absolutely obsessed with the first bite. It's to the point where if there's already a bite in there, she loses interest. And not only that, if he brings it up, sh…

Isn't it strange how if your work steals from you, they don't go to jail? When this dude found out that his boss had no intention of making good on an agreement, and blamed the employees for a problem he himself created, everyone got fed up and decided to finally make it the boss's problem. And it became a pretty big problem. For some more justice, here's the employee who had their vacation messed with and resigned while their boss lost money hand over fist.

As everyone knows by now, Wendy's is the be-all-end-all for Twitter brutality masquerading itself as a fast food company. But let's get down to brass tacks, this is just a weird form of advertising. It doesn't really make us want to eat square burgers and finger chili, but man, the replies are gold tier. It's a hard phenomenon to place. It feels weird and gross to watch sporting goods stores and food brands use word mercenaries to compete for attention, but at the same time, it's absolutely sur…

The whip cream in a cup was one step too far.

There were so many rumors about the ball pit.

Maybe a microwave next time around.

Apparently people enjoy fish meals more on rainy days.

Karen was having a bit of an off day.

Say it ain't so.

Never know what you might see on a shift.

Just don't eat these.

Not a typical night at McDonald's.

Finally, an explanation.

McDonald's could really have something here.

Never forget.