fast food

Wendy's clearly missed its calling. After an established film critic reached out to them on social media, asking about what their favorite movie of the year was, they set off something of a chain reaction. Maybe Wendy's will start running movies in their restaurants now...

Can honestly say that this wildly simple, amazingly ingenious little trick never occurred to me amidst a life that's been dedicated to inhaling as much fast food as possible. The reality is that sometimes you need to take that grub on home, and just cause the food came out fast, doesn't mean you'll be able to get home fast enough. The butt warmer is here to eliminate that conundrum. What a beautiful time to be alive. 

This is the kind of burn that we live for from Wendy's! Let's just say that the poor 'ol bleary-eyed social media manager back over at McDonald's learned their lesson the hard, and very public way. 

We'll let you be the judge, but there's some mind-bending witchery going on with this. Always figured we'd encounter some sort of sorcery at play amidst the inner-workings of the fast food industry. 

Now this is the kind of inspired live-tweet challenge I can get into. What compels a man to tack on an obscene chicken nuggets challenge other than being helplessly blinded by pure and unadulterated gluttony? Perhaps, the burning desire to attain undeniable greatness. Legit, this dude should be appropriately hailed as the king of f**king nuggets. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. Disclaimer: you might actually crave some nuggets after this madness.

Last summer McDonald's announced that they'd be introducing kale and Sriracha aioli to their burgers, and that said ingredients were "millennial-approved." Naturally, the fine and creatively-inspired trolls of Twitter have since stepped up to dual-troll the sh*t out of McDonald's AND Millennials. Gotta hand it to them though, cause these millennial stereotypes are pretty on point. 

There's just no way in hell that they didn't know this was going to end up being cleverly linked to the mascot looking like a literal turd. Not sure if Denny's graphic designer deserves a raise or getting straight up canned for this?

Denny's just learned their lesson that if you play with 'fire memes' you're apt to get burned by even spicier memes.