In this latest edition of "accidental penis jokes," an ABC12 news reporter unknowingly draws a penis on the touchscreen display while discussing traffic detours around a construction site in Detroit, Michigan.
"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...
... a lengthy sentence."
In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.
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