From the submitter:

I think they didn't mean 'Vigor'

Oh I'm pretty sure they did. I mean, what better way to take down that door than a fatty green creature who makes your entire team immune to red removal? Seems fine enough by me.

And with that, I need to build some decks...

-Water Cooler Chris

Closed due to threat of bear attack.

I honestly have no idea what idiot thought it had the qualifications for this position...