You'll Need to Tap Three Forests First

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From the submitter:

I think they didn't mean 'Vigor'

Oh I'm pretty sure they did. I mean, what better way to take down that door than a fatty green creature who makes your entire team immune to red removal? Seems fine enough by me.

And with that, I need to build some decks...

-Water Cooler Chris

Much More Effective than "Please Knock"

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Although, in this new age of open office design getting ahem business taken care of is nearly impossible. For the rest, here you go!

Night of the Living Coworkers

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By Morgaan Otto
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I was getting sick of staff not locking the back door and the usual sign just wasn't up to the task.

The blood stains are a nice touch.