From the submitter:

I think they didn't mean 'Vigor'

Oh I'm pretty sure they did. I mean, what better way to take down that door than a fatty green creature who makes your entire team immune to red removal? Seems fine enough by me.

And with that, I need to build some decks...

-Water Cooler Chris

Although, in this new age of open office design getting ahem business taken care of is nearly impossible. For the rest, here you go!

Maybe "with vigor" means "with your mind."

I was getting sick of staff not locking the back door and the usual sign just wasn't up to the task.

The blood stains are a nice touch.

Closed due to threat of bear attack.

This sign is on the inside of the door...what do I do when I actually get stuck in there?!