darth vader

(Warning: Gore, violence, strong language, drug use, and suggestive themes)

Come to the dark side... we have coffee

Your sad devotion to parking in a red zone has not helped you conjure up a good excuse, Lord Vader! Or given you clairvoyance enough to talk your way out of-

Something tells me George Lucas doesn't mind the millions of dollars he makes every time Darth Vader is in a commercial. If the re-releasing of the Star Wars prequels is any evidence, the guy has long since given up on valuing artistic integrity over piles and piles of cash.

Will you take a medal instead?