Open Palm Only... You Don't Want To Leave Marks

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Employee Of The Month Is Upstream A Bit

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This Is A Spatter-Free Zone!

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aerosolized feces,awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,bathroom,depressing,dickhead co-workers,dickheads,disgusting,give a hoot,gross,lazy,mess,paper signs,plea,poop,pooping everywhere,Sad,signage,slovenly,spatter,splatter,terrible people,toilet graffiti
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