Cooties

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abc sandwich,awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,best buy,biohazard,children,cooties,cubicle rage,dickhead co-workers,dickheads,disease vector,fridge battle,fridge politics,gross,hazmat,ied,leftovers,office kitchen,outbreak,paper signs,passive aggressive,quarantine,rhesus,sass,screw you,signage,Subway,trap,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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This Note: theft deterrent system at Best Buy, sorta

For Godsake

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agressive agressive,angry,awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,blasphemy,dickhead co-workers,direct order,exploding food,food spills,fridge politics,gross,lazy,mess,microwave,not passive aggressive,office kitchen,paper signs,rage,sass,screw you,signage,straight shooter
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This Is A Spatter-Free Zone!

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aerosolized feces,awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,bathroom,depressing,dickhead co-workers,dickheads,disgusting,give a hoot,gross,lazy,mess,paper signs,plea,poop,pooping everywhere,Sad,signage,slovenly,spatter,splatter,terrible people,toilet graffiti
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iPrinting win!

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ancient tech saves the day,apple,awesome,basic instructions,boredom,cant-print,clever,copy machine,creativity in the workplace,crippled hardware,hardware,ingenuity,ipad,its-not-a-bug-its-a-feature,photocopier,printing,Sad,sass,shortcomings,touch screen,wiseass,work smarter not harder,xerox
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There Can Only Be One

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art,awesome,basic instructions,boredom,clever,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,decoration,delusional,delusions,delusions of grandeur,depressing,derp,dorky,fake,irony,magic,magic strips of paper,motivate,motivation,nerd,nerdy,paper signs,signage,take one,wiseass,work smarter not harder
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No No! Thank YOU For The Soda!

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awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,childish,coca cola,coke,decoration,depressing,dickhead co-workers,dickheads,drink,Food Thief,fridge battle,fridge politics,guilt trip,high fructose corn syrup,lame,office kitchen,paper signs,plea,rage,request,Sad,screw you,signage,stolen food,theft,wrapping
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