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Via: Boon Sheridan
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Poor 'ol Boone Sheridan who lives in Massachusetts, downloaded Pokémon GO last Friday, only to end up realizing that his house was marked as one of his area's gyms. Thing is, it makes sense because Sheridan said his place used to be a church in the 1800's (thus explaining why it'd be marked as a gym).

Churches are f**king hotbeds in Pokémon GO right now. Sheridan's coverage via Twitter, of his place being frequented by Pokémon trainers who were just trying to train 'n catch 'em all, is pretty damn hilarious. 



I mean hey, at least Sheridan got to meet the current Gym leader right? 


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Check the via link to see where you can buy this piece in swag-y t-shirt form. Maybe with enough purchases they can turn it into a poster for my den?

Via: lyberty5
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The guy is pretty much the Bob Ross of gadget-casting. By simply using a Raspberry Pi Zero, a USB hub and clay, Doris (lyberty5) created a SNES that could go head to head with Nintendo's upcoming mini-NES on cuteness alone.

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Genius Kid Won't Take No For Answer From Parents, Builds Amazingly Accurate Nintendo Switch Out of Cardboard

This kid is destined for great things. I'm getting solid Jimmy Neutron vibes here. Wait, Neutron probably would've built one that actually worked and shit, but still, there's an unmistakable amount of brain power being employed here by the lil cardboard-craftin' brainiac. 

I doubt I'm alone when I say that when I was a kid and I came face to face with my parents' tough, stonewallin' verdicts I'd divvy up my reactions between pitching obnoxious fits, or rebelling in acts of sheer stupidity that almost always guaranteed shittier consequences. So, big ups to this little dude. Maybe his parents were swayed to buy him a working Nintendo Switch, after all his hard work. 

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Via: CrowbCat
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Mario's good at a lot of things: Running, jumping, getting big, turning into a fire dude, being a doctor, plumbing, painting, and driving a go kart. 

One thing he's not particularly good at is being a real-live human being. 

YouTuber CrowbCat made a few modifications to the trailer for Super Mario Odyssey, the game that sticks Mario in a realistic urban setting, which only highlights how weird looking Mario really is. He did them one better, stucking a 6-foot tall Mario inside Grand Theft Auto, so you can see how gross it is for Mario to go to the strip club. Weird. 

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The idea of Mario, not only disrespecting Peach this way, but also engaging in any type of sexual situation makes me sick to my stomach. But aside from that, you can see Mario drive and explode in a helicopter, fall off a building, and meet a hail of gunfire at the hands of the Liberty City Police. 



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