Girls Are Naming Their Vaginas Based off the Last Movie They Watched, and It's a Blockbuster!

Sometimes a hashtag will come out of nowhere and surprise the world with its greatness. This is one of those hashtags.

Nearly every woman on Twitter is getting in on #NameYourVagina. Girls are tweeting the name of the last movie they watched and BOOM a name for their vagina is born. The more horrifying the movie the better.

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how much money have we wasted saving matt damon in movies
Via Quora
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I think it's time to let Matt Damon die, y'all.

According to Quora user Kynan Eng's calculations, if all of Matt Damon's characters were real, we would have already spent nearly a trillion dollars trying to save him:

Courage Under Fire (Gulf War 1 helicopter rescue): $300k
Saving Private Ryan (WW2 Europe search party): $100k
Titan AE (Earth evacuation spaceship): $200B
Syriana (Middle East private security return flight): $50k
Green Zone (US Army transport from Middle East): $50k
Elysium (Space station security deployment and damages): $100m
Interstellar (Interstellar spaceship): $500B
The Martian (Mars mission): $200B
TOTAL: $900B plus change

What is it about Matt Damon's face that makes people want to keep him safe? Apparently his movies have only grossed $2.7B, so he's not even close to pulling his own fake weight.

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No but really, nobody under the age of 40 actually watches the Oscars or has seen half of these films, right?