The geniuses over at Hello Giggles noticed that there's a lot of opportunities to mash up Game of Thrones and the movie, Mean Girls. Seriously. They're kind of perfect together.

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."