Velma, we need to talk, honey. Your life has spiraled out of control. You're so much better than this.

Tune in for a knockout performance from Kevin Kline's Calvin Fischoeder. Real talk though: how about those ice skating moves from his brother Felix, who looks graceful as a freaking swan.

Anyone else in the mood for a glass of something strong and distilled now? Take life on the rocks with bourbon, bourbon, oh bourbon, bourbon.

Ray Sumser started this ambitious project to sketch as many cartoon, comic book, video game, and anime characters into a single image. He's already up to 2,500 in the full image, but if you kickstart his page you could potentially add even more! Check out a full zoomable version of the piece right here.

Chika chika chika bop paaaaaa

Oh, sorry, I was just tryping out the theme from the classic Nicktoon Doug. Remember Doug? It was that show about a boring middle schooler, which was somehow really compelling. 

Well, one of the thigns that gave that show its charms was the sound effects. From the scatty theme song to all those nasally characters, Doug was just as well known for it's sound as its look. 

Great Big Story sat down with the man behind it all. Fred Newman is a voice over artist who mde all those sounds with his mouth. He asl odid voices for Harry and the Hndersons, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, and, everybody's favorite movie, Gremlins. 

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So if you ever watched Doug and wanted to know how all those sounds were made, this is the video for you.