In Switzerland You Can Buy an Old Bank Vault, Complete With Coins, and Fulfill Your Scrooge McDuck Dreams

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This former "Chweizer Volksbank" vault can be yours to keep! For a low low price of "a hojillion dollars" you'll even get eight million Swiss five cent coins, for the express purpose of bathing in your own excess!