My Christian's What?

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My Christian's What?
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No one's god likes your grammar, or your drunken idea to get a novelty bumper sticker permanently inked on your chest. (Using the word chest very liberally; I haven't seen that little definition since the Supreme Court described pornography.)

Jesus isn't much of a tattoo artist, is he?

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Jesus isn't much of a tattoo artist, is he?
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Too much ink, bad subject content, and way too much pride in what's unequivocally a terrible piece of work.

I Don't Remember Jesus Performing This Miracle

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I Don't Remember Jesus Performing This Miracle
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Is Jesus performing the Heimlich maneuver, holding his disfigured bro back from a fight, or is my first assumption correct?