jesus

Submitter sez: "This piece of crap on my employee was supposed to be a Jesus piece, but i think it looks more like one of the guys from bum fights or Barry Gibb."

I was thinking Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes.

No one's god likes your grammar, or your drunken idea to get a novelty bumper sticker permanently inked on your chest. (Using the word chest very liberally; I haven't seen that little definition since the Supreme Court described pornography.)

Cover up of an ugly Chinese tattoo? Jesus!