You're clear to land. Wind is 16 ounces... err... 16 degrees to the northeast.
If only that were a Coors can, you'd know exactly when not to get in the shower.
Who knew flavored water was flammable? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Just be sure to not run your beer can mini cart over any unsuspecting LEGO figurine pedestrians.
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