How About Let's Just not Change the Light mode?

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How About Let's Just not Change the Light mode?
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Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

USPS Is Already Giving Up

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USPS Is Already Giving Up
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I'm not walking all the way to the door. If I'm going carry this rubber band ball with me, I'd better damn well use it.

~NSHA