"Sir, regular duct tape wasn't working, sir!"
"... Send in Big Bertha... God help us all..."
Destroying government property has never been so practical!
Where's Flava Flav when you need him?
He's got a barrow on his head, but don't call him a barrowhead.
He's probably sneaking out to visit some bitch. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
From the submitter:
(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)
Dammit. You had me going there...