I don't even know what to say anymore. If you love a good crunchwrap supreme and that weird sandwich taco thing best expresses the love you have for your "soulmate," I guess today's your lucky day. Now you can have a wedding at Taco Bell, and, Jesus, what are we even doing anymore? 

According to Taco Bell's Chief Marketing Officer Marisa Thalberg, you can now "order a wedding off of our menu." This is only available at Taco Bell's new Las Vegas Strip flagship location, which will forever be known  as the center of love and romance in the universe because we are all trash. 



This $600 package starts in summer 2017 and includes:

• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours 

• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends

• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” T-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert

• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony



via Taco Bell

You hear that? Not only do you get a t-shirt,but you get a 12 pack of tacos and a "sauce packet bouquet," the perfect start to a diarehetic wedding night, which, if I'm not mistaken, was the subject of one of Shakespeare's sonnets. God, humanity is garbage. 

Do you want to one of these people:

"Take your wedding pictures somewhere you know and love" @tacobell was the obvious choice for these two. #TBellForLife pic.twitter.com/y8SUZz4pdZ

— Rachel (@rachpom) October 12, 2016

I had both my woman and my drink on the big day thanks to @tacobell! pic.twitter.com/nub2d5cZIP

— Nick (@nickchuckwalter) October 28, 2015

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Thinking about getting married? Thinking about getting McDonald’s? Thinking about both? Well, some dude beat you to it.

via YouTube

Southeast Asia features a special wedding tradition: “fetching the bride,” where the bride and groom do fun challenges to prove themselves worthy to their spouse. This dude, Chen Guanyou, honored his special day with his favorite special treat: A weekly McDonald’s run. 

Dressing up like Ronald, a burger, some fries, and more, he and his groomsman threw together this ridiculous video, which will probably have his bride-to-be thinking twice about tying the knot.

H/T TIME

Everyone agrees: The most important part of the wedding is the hashtag.

You could have the right dress, cake, and DJ, but if your hashtag fails to inspire and delight your guests, guess what, no one had a good time. The hashtag lives on long after the music ends and leaves an indelible print on your pictures. It’s the first thing that guests ask for and the last thing they forget.

So why would you leave the hashtag up to the amateurs?

Gunning for the title of most millennial job of 2016, Marielle Wakim, a Los Angeles-based magazine editor, is offering personalized wedding for a low, low price. “Happily Ever #Hashtagged,” Wakim’s business offers hashtags, charging $40 for one and $115 for three options. She’s also willing to tag bachelor and bachelorette parties.

via @happilyeverhashtagged

Recently, Wakim’s wedding hashtags were featured on Good Morning America, where John Legend didn’t seem too impressed by them. Although, we’re in agreement, the one she wrote for George and Amal Clooney, “AmalYourGeorge,” was pretty solid. 

For more on Wakim, check out her interview in Mashable or simply call her because you don’t want your special day to be ruined, do you?

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