Is this not why the internet was invented: For excruciating, painstaking, arrestingly disastrous FAILs like the one we have before us, right here.
Under any other circumstances, a wedding dress made of Taco Bell wrappers would be strange, but again, it's 2017, the year when a reality-TV gameshow host became president, so....
Diane Nguyen and her fiancé, Nick Ward, want one of those Las Vegas Taco Bell weddings, and they'll do just about anyhting to get it. If that includes making a wedding dress out of Taco Bell wrappers, then so be it. At least it wouldn't be the weirdest thing to happen this year.
Here's Diane's full story, and if you want to vote for her, follow the link in the picture.
I made a wedding dress out of burrito wrappers
And obviously the Internet just had to photoshop the photo.
I don't even know what to say anymore. If you love a good crunchwrap supreme and that weird sandwich taco thing best expresses the love you have for your "soulmate," I guess today's your lucky day. Now you can have a wedding at Taco Bell, and, Jesus, what are we even doing anymore?
According to Taco Bell's Chief Marketing Officer Marisa Thalberg, you can now "order a wedding off of our menu." This is only available at Taco Bell's new Las Vegas Strip flagship location, which will forever be known as the center of love and romance in the universe because we are all trash.
This $600 package starts in summer 2017 and includes:
• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours
• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends
• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” T-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert
• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony
via Taco Bell
You hear that? Not only do you get a t-shirt,but you get a 12 pack of tacos and a "sauce packet bouquet," the perfect start to a diarehetic wedding night, which, if I'm not mistaken, was the subject of one of Shakespeare's sonnets. God, humanity is garbage.
Do you want to one of these people:
"Take your wedding pictures somewhere you know and love" @tacobell was the obvious choice for these two. #TBellForLife pic.twitter.com/y8SUZz4pdZ
— Rachel (@rachpom) October 12, 2016
Live Mas.I had both my woman and my drink on the big day thanks to @tacobell! pic.twitter.com/nub2d5cZIP
— Nick (@nickchuckwalter) October 28, 2015
Our knight Nic in shining armor is back at it again, being the best possible Nicolas Cage that he can be, which is no easy task when you're a national treasure. And you know what, this might be his most stirring role he's landed in the last few years, at least.
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Thinking about getting married? Thinking about getting McDonald’s? Thinking about both? Well, some dude beat you to it.
Southeast Asia features a special wedding tradition: “fetching the bride,” where the bride and groom do fun challenges to prove themselves worthy to their spouse. This dude, Chen Guanyou, honored his special day with his favorite special treat: A weekly McDonald’s run.
Dressing up like Ronald, a burger, some fries, and more, he and his groomsman threw together this ridiculous video, which will probably have his bride-to-be thinking twice about tying the knot.
