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T-Mobile Refuses to Let 4/20 Chill Its Volatile Marketing War With Verizon

The notoriously outspoken T-Mobile CEO seized the moment and poked fun at Verizon for releasing their earnings reports on the most acclaimed and toasted and stoned of days: "This is the same company that's made questionable decisions one after the other for the past four years and now finds itself losing customers to T-Mobile on a regular basis," a company spokesperson wrote. "There's really only one explanation… Verizon has been #VerHIGHzon this whole time."

The company then proceeded to repeatedly post a couple memes (see below) in an almost obsessively compulsive fashion; both were posted several times with different text:

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John Mayer Tweets Ridiculous Natural Selection Theory, Swears He's Not High, Gets Trolled to Oblivion

It sounds an awful lot like John Mayer's been smoking too much of the devil's lettuce amidst his Grateful Dead revival tour. By coming right out and taking an aggressive stance that no, he most certainly is not high; he almost guaranteed the mass flood of Twitter trolls that collectively suggest otherwise. Gotta hand it to some of these people for the added efforts on playing around with the animal coloring. That cat peacock could be the 8th wonder of the world, easily. 

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Well would ya look at Picard puffing on that Devil's Lettuce!