These people need to quit their bullsh*t.

For the sake of humanity we really hope some of these are jokes. And can we appreciate the pure brutality that came into play from some family members that commented on these terrible FAIL-worthy tattoos?

Last thing she expected to find when she went fishing around for her keys. 

You guys seemed to love the first round of brutal social media knockouts (see here), so we're back at it again with another ruthless helping for your enjoyment. 

Despite the app's almost prideful, continuous ridiculousness when it comes to bios, bots, and terribly punny/cheesy conversation; it still plays host to some unimaginably attractive women. Yes, women that'd seem to be using the app to cut out the bullshit, and shortcut straight to that wonderful animalistic desire that aggressively occupies us all (almost all the time)...SEX. These profiles were particularly shameless.