Today's Bigot is This San Francisco Tour Guide Who Gives Us a Piece of Her Mind About Chinatown

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WARNING: Obviously work-unsafe things are being said and expressed in this video. Also, bonus on-the-job drinking!

This Soccer Player Responds Perfectly to a Racist Crowd

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The FC Barcelona defender Dani Alves was preparing for a corner kick on Sunday's match when he noticed a banana tossed at him onto the pitch. Without missing a beat, Alves responds to the racist gesture excellently by picking it up and eating it.

"We have suffered [racism] in Spain for some time," Alves said after the game. "We aren't going to change things easily"

Friends, teammates, and fans responded to Alves' actions with pride in a similarly humorous fashion on Instagram and Twitter.