This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs.
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For whatever reason tons of easily angered social media-using cretins have flocked to demand outright justice for Brad's newly fired wife. The people have spoken Cracker Barrel. It's time to 'unfire' Brad's wife, now. For the meanwhile though, let's enjoy the incessant, and endless procession of solid trollworthy jabs.
Via: SuperSport
If you're ever giving a public thank you, make it easy on yourself and thank two people: God and your mother.
Otherwise, you can end up like Anas Mohammed, a Ghanaian pro soccer player, and thank one too many. After winning "Man of the Match" in a game last week, Anas said the following in a post-game interview:
"Thank you for this, I appreciate my fans. My wife and girlfriend...I mean my wife, sorry to say."
"My wife, sorry to say" is, handsdown, the funniest way to introduce your wife. But even better than that is his follow up.
But he didn't stop there. After blowing that right out of the water, Anas double -downed on the weirdness of this interview by saying, ""My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That's what I was talking about. I don't have a girlfriend."
Anas! Stop. Giving. Interviews.
I know that you really want to thank your sidepiece, but you also don't have to cover it up by saying you were talking about your daughter. It's not a good look.
This nice little thread brought to mind that painfully overused, albeit thought-stirring sentiment, usually peddled off by the nearest cheesy quote junkie in our social media feeds: Who are you when no one is looking? To be perfectly honest, in my case, and I imagine many of my fellow dudes out there: one very strange individual who might not be entirely socially acceptable. These aren't thaat bad in the grand scheme of things, and if anything isn't it reassuring to realize those people in your life aren't complete, autopilot, robots?
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Via: D-HAM HAMILTON
Via: D-HAM HAMILTON
On the shortlist of contenders for video of the year, this puke-filled marriage proposal is definitely up there.
Darrell Hamilton Jr. really wanted to take things to the next level by proposing to his girlfriend, Rheanna Faye, hundreds of feet in the air. It was a romantic helicopter ride in Reedley, California, complete with breath-taking views, sunny skies, and motion sickness.
In what seems like your everyday proposal, designed to hit you in something called "all the feels," this video takes a turn right about here:
Next time, get down on one knee like the rest of us.
Via: Otis-B-Driftwood
Either this dude knows his audience or just wants to be reduce his carbon footprint. Whatever it is, a perforated perforated business card with your info on both sides is absolutely genius.
We salute you, sir!
