Health insurance can be expensive. While many of us have spent at least a short stint of our lives wondering how we're going to pay for healthcare, it's usually not in our first few months on earth. However, if you're the lucky baby in our next story, you have nothing to worry about because Big Mama discovered a nifty health insurance loophole.

Well that was close.

Is there a worse place to crash a plane? Like seriously, this guy was having a rough enough day as is. When a plane crash is just gonna be the start of your day in a rube-Goldbergian series of near-death experiences, it's time to seriously start questioning if the universe is just seeing what it can get away with.

That's not fair.

Paging Mr. Darwin.

Almost like he meant to do it.

So many things happen all the time, it's likely that something unlikely will happen!

Coulda been worse.

Nothing like fixing a fail in the nick of time.

Ranging from relatively unlikely to "how did that happen?"

The universe works in mysterious ways.

The world is filled with strange coincidences and instances of pure dumb luck.