These sound more or less about right. 

Ah, the groggy-coated beginning of the week is here yet again. Full of the more unpleasant things in life, like the fact that a seemingly endless supply of coffees have yet to take effect as you feel the dusty gears of your mental motors just now doing away with the stubborn state of sleepiness. Take a breather, force a smile (or not, you do you), and try to lose yourself in the following prime displays of WINs and FAILs.

There's always next year, riight bruh?

"Well, I did everything I could..."