The Kalamazoo Growlers Want You to Help Make a Jersey of Selfies

selfie,sports,kids these days,failbook,g rated
- -

From our friends at Uproxx:

the Kalamazoo Growlers of the collegiate summer baseball Northwoods League will be wearing a SALUTE TO SELFIES jersey during a game in July. If you heard that description and thought, "what is that, a jersey covered in selfies," BINGO, welcome to Hell.

Brooklyn Hipsters Are Feeding a New Facial Hair Transplant Craze

hipsters,facial hair,kids these days,news
- -

It's impossible to type while shaking your head as hard as I am right now. Take it away, Serena Solomon of DNAinfo:

Whether they're filling in a few gaps or doing a complete beard construction, New York City doctors who specialize in the procedure said they're seeing a growing number of men paying as much as $7,000 to pump up their beards...

Epstein said he started out doing just a handful of beard transplants each year a decade ago — but is now averaging about three beard implants a week through his offices in Midtown East and Miami.

Dr. Yael Halaas, another plastic surgeon who specializes in facial hair transplants, said an increasing number of "hip" and "fashionable" young professionals in their 20s and 30s are seeking the procedure.

Vwls R Stpd

text,kids these days,vowels,funny,g rated,AutocoWrecks
- -

This must be how some people see their keyboards.

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a GoPro HERO4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome